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She’s Only A Templar

(Sung to the tune of She’s Only A Woman by Billy Joel)

She can disarm a trap, she can read from a scroll
She can knock you out cold with a blow to your skull
She can use any weapon and sometimes a shield
She fights like a rogue but she’s only a templar to me

She identifies liquids, she’ll protect you and heal you
But she’s not a fighter, she needs to be near you
And she’ll take what you give her as long as it’s free
Sometimes she’s a thief but she’s only a templar to me

Oh, she cannot choose a class
She can learn what she wants
She’s a jill of all trades
Oh and she never sells back
And she never stays in
She can’t make up her mind

She’s behind the front line, she’ll never be leading
She’ll try to first aid you when you’re down and bleeding
She’s neither the best nor the worst at anything
She rogues all my kills but still only a templar to me

Oh, she cannot choose a class
She can learn what she wants
She’s a jill of all trades
Oh and she never sells back
And she never stays in
She can’t make up her mind

She knows crit attacks and spells from each school
She also throws gasses, she’s nobody’s fool
But she’ll Spirit Forge later and get a real tree
And the worst she can do is throw Chaos at you
But she’s only a templar to me

Posted by sethpeck on September 15,12011 HE.

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